THE STORY OF THE MONEY BOYS

Chapter 69 

The letters had been sent, 
quickly inscribed using a feather quilled
pen on old parchment paper, then and sealed with the wax stamp 
that bore the Narbonian crest. 
The speedo clad postmaster carefully put these letters in his satchel, got on his horse and rode quickly
through the night. His horse traveled swiftly, as horses often do.

 18 Sunrises hence, the Gay Wizards of GlowDoor, The Bi-curious Dwarves of Fart Kingdom, 
and the Transsexual Elvs of the Caspian Sea, met in the ancient Narbonian castle.
 Nervously, they all had an awesome orgy.  With sensual foot rubs, Feather tickling,
hot wax bondage, light wheel play, Beard combing, And glowing crystals that went up peoples butts.
 After the orgy was completed, they all got down to the business at hand.

 An evil bog of Heterosexual stench loomed in the mist, consuming all.
 The stench poured over all the cities and towns, covering up gloryholes with titanium, 
melting butt plugs into plastic jelly and turning gay porno magazines into ash.
It was the greatest threat the Land of Middle Gay Earth had faced in 20,000 years.

From their gay wooden chairs, the Elves, Wizards and Dwarves 
tried to come up with a proper solution to this great threat, but alas,
 the task was too daunting. They talked and debated for hours, yet no solution could be agreed upon. The Bog of Heterosexual stench was so powerful, could any shitty Elf Arrow, or gay wizard crystal harm it? These weapons were pretty gay, but something much more powerfully homosexual was needed to defeat this thick bog.  But what could it be? “Maybe our shitty wooden catapult!” Yelled Farty the Dwarf.  “No,  that is not gay enough” retorted Prince Fag.  “We need something so fucking gay to cut through the Bog, or hence we parish!!” cried Shitty the Elf.   The conversation lasted 7 days, frustration turned to despair, despair turned into heartbreak, and then everyone just got really bored. 
 
Right As they were about to close the meeting, the door fucking exploded 
 It was BONOR! KING OF THE VESPULITES! He busted in and was ready to fuck.
BONOR, His long hair blowing in the wind, got on his damn knees and gave all the wizards, elves and dwarves the best BJ's of their lives. With the taste of wizard jizz still fresh in his mouth, BONOR, with his Powerful and Sexual voice, jumped on the wooden table and started yelling .

BONER had recently come across THE ANCIENT EGYPTION GAY SCROLLS, 
And his team of translators and language experts had finally learned how to translate these hieroglyphics. The scrolls foretold of a legendary homosexual three. THE MONEY BOYS.  Their homosexual powers could one day be powerful enough to defeat the Heterosexual bog of stench.

But Money boys don’t grow on trees, they need to be properly FORGED.
Boner knew this was no easy task. 
“Gentlemen, to defeat this Bog, we must FORGE these THE MONEY BOYS.” Yelled BONOR loudly.   “But the closest Forging grounds are 10000 kilometers away, at the CAVERNS OF TIME”  Stated Farty the Dwarf.  “That’s clear across Middle Gay Earth!”  Cried Prince Fag.

Mmmmm,  an Epic Journey, You must embark , Stated  YODA from Star Wars.
Yoda was correct. A journey to the caverns of time must be taken. 
Out of the 27 people in the room, only 3 needed to go. So they all drew pubes.
BONOR, Farty the Dwarf, and Prince Fag ended up with the longest pubes, and therefore were chosen to go on the epic journey to the Forging grounds, located deep in the Caverns of Time. 

“Then an Epic Journey we must embark! Hazzaa!!” They yelled gaily in unison while giving each other high 5’s.

Bonor, Farty the Elf, and Prince Fag traveled by horseback. It was a 2 months journey, and they had only enough buttplugs to last a week, after that they would have to make do using acorns or twigs to shove up their butts.

There were also many dangers, as usually is the case with any Epic Journey.

From the Boroughs in the West, The Bog of Stench sent a deadly attack. The Westboro Baptist Orks.
A whole fucking army of them, with melted faces and rotten methy teeth . These orks used their deadly MALAY SIGN ATTACKS to try and kill our heroes. Fortunately, their sign attacks were very gay, and BONOR melted them with his lazer attack. Then Prince Fag sliced their heads off while Farty the dwarf sent them to running into the woods.

The journey continued for many months. Much action and adventure was happening.

 Suddenly, the Author of this story became keenly aware of his audiences attention span. Having lost most of the audience in the first 2 paragraphs, His horrid grammer and 8th grade education could only go so far before everyone became bored.

At last! After much action and adventure, our heroes arrive at the Forging grounds, THE CAVERN OF TIME, the only place in Middle Gay Earth to Forge the Bog’s ultimate weapon, THE MONEY BOYS.

The Caverns of time were very scary, but using Bonors awesome MAP, they were able to decipher the proper tunnels and finally reach THE EDGE

At the edge Caverns of Time, our heroes came across a GLOWING POD. "This is the Place….. THE FORGING GROUNDS” Yelled BONOR.
Farty the dwarf fearlessly approached the glowing pod. With his own ax, Farty sliced a deep wound in his flesh and got the pod all bloody.

---AND SO HENCE---
From the Blood of Farty the Dwarf, MONEY BOY RAPPY was forged. With his receding hair line and charming chimo stash, Money Boy Rappy, The Cool Money Boy, would use action and thoughtfulness to thwart the balance of the Heterosexual Bog.

Next, BONOR approached the glowing Pod, took off his see-through shirt, and removed his silky pink brazier. Amazingly, the brazier melted into the pod.  

---AND SO HENCE---
 From the silky A cup training brazier of BONOR,
MONEY BOY WRECKSHIN was forged.
Money Boy Wreckshin, The loud Money Boy, would use a shocking electric tornado style attack to stun the bog.

Lastly, Prince Fag got on his knees and presented a sword to the glowing pod. But not just any sword. 
this was a special sword Prince Fag had been carrying around all his life. 

---AND SO HENCE---
 From The Sword of the Ancient Shinto-Fags MONEY BOY SHINOBI, the powerful money boy, 
was forged. Money Boy Shinobis fake gay ninja powers would one day destroy the Heart of the heterosexual bog. 
 
“We have done well men, and now we must send this pod into the Realm of Time.”  Yelled Bonor 
And Using a rare trans-dimensional spaceship blueprint Boner bought off the internet, quickly Built and Presented a small machine, turned it on, and sent the Pod into the REALM OF TIME.

Waaaa!!!! Zeeerrrrp. The glowing Pod then floated into mid air and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

The 3 fetus money Boys gestated in the Realm of time for two million decathonz. Gaining power and strength with every new day,

Finally in the year 2011 AD. The Money Boys were fully formed and fully ready.
The rubbery surface of the Pod split in twain. As the Pod Placenta juices oozed out of the slit, 3 Naked shivering, Money Boys took their fist wobbly steps.

“MONEY BOYZ!!” Yelled Money Boy Wreckshin.  
“DUDE MONEY!!!” gently whispered Money Boy Rappy. 
“NON STOP ACTION” stated Money Boy Shinobi.

“Let us finally destroy the bog of heterosexual stench” They stated in Unicom.

 The citizens of Middle Gay Earth are viewing this epic battle from their Trans dimensional crystal of sight, The fate of their world rests on the shoulders of these 3 young Money Boys.

 And now The Money Boys are ready- to fuck this sad world oh so gently. --South Lake Hillz